Went to The Real Cuba and found this in their humor section.
On a recent visit to Cuba, Russian president Vladimir Putin saw that all Cubans were wearing broken shoes. He asked Castro how come after 46 years of socialism Cubans didn't have any good shoes to wear. Castro asked him: "And are things any different in Russia?" Putin answered back that yes, things were different and if he wanted he could come with him to Russia and if he found anyone wearing broken shoes he had his permission to shoot him. Castro and Putin headed to Russia in Putin's plane and as soon as Castro came out of the plane he saw a person wearing broken shoes. Castro took his pistol and shot him.
The next day there was this headline in all Russian newspapers:
CRAZY BEARDED MAN SHOOTS THE CUBAN AMBASSADOR AT THE AIRPORT!